The older you get, the more you understand why adults got excited about appliances

A good vacuum. A quiet dishwasher. A washing machine that doesn’t sound like it’s fighting for its life. A fridge with enough space for vegetables you may or may not eat. 😭 When you’re young, this sounds boring. Then one day, a blender works really well and your entire mood improves. That’s when you realize adulthood has claimed you.