The first person to milk a cow had unbelievable confidence. 🐄😭

Because imagine being the first one. No instructions. No social proof. No one saying, “Actually, this is normal.” Just a large animal standing there and one person thinking: “I bet there is a beverage situation happening here.” That is a bold mind. A dangerous mind. Possibly a genius mind. 🥛 And then they had to convince everyone else. Imagine that meeting. “Good news, everyone. I found breakfast.” “Where?” “You’re not going to love the answer.” Human history is full of people making discoveries, but some discoveries raise more questions than others. Fire makes sense. Wheels make sense. Milk? Someone had to be very curious and very hard to embarrass. And now we just casually put it in coffee like the origin story was normal.