If cats could report humans to management, we would all be unemployed. 🐱😭

The complaints would be brutal. “Food bowl showed visible bottom for 11 seconds.” “Human touched stomach without written consent.” “Door was closed despite my need to stand in it.” “Human moved while I was sleeping on them.” “Breakfast was served at 7:03 instead of 7:00.” Cats do not see us as owners. They see us as poorly trained staff. And honestly, the performance reviews would be terrible. Dogs might defend us. Cats would bring documentation. Screenshots. Witnesses. Security footage. A full timeline. And then they would sit on the report so you couldn’t read it. 🫠 The worst part? They would be right about half of it.