Every group chat has one person who treats it like they have subscribers. 🎙️😭

They do not send messages. They release episodes. You open your phone and see: “37 new messages.” And it is one person. No one asked a question. No one started a debate. They simply woke up with a topic and decided the group needed content. 📱 There is a full intro. Backstory. Side characters. Emotional development. A surprising amount of context. Then someone replies “lol” and they continue anyway. Honestly, part of me respects it. That level of confidence is rare. But also, sometimes I wanted to know where brunch is. Not receive a four-part documentary about your neighbor’s dog walker. 🫠 Group chats are delicate ecosystems. Some people bring memes. Some people bring plans. And one person brings a microphone nobody gave them.